I Guess This Probably Isn't Funny

Ahead of the World Cup qualifiers in Kazakhstan, an England fan has been shot in the leg for 'chanting'.

Apparently, the fan was in a bar in Kyrgyzstan - which, as everyone knows, borders Kazakhstan. The man was, again allegedly, drunk and chanting the usual witty pro-England songs.

It appears that one of the Kyrgyzstani locals took offence to this, probably because he realised that the England fan was in the wrong bloody country and told him to shut it.

Aforementioned England fan declined this kindly and well-meaning advice and so was shot in the leg.

I'm sure there's a lesson to be learnt here and I'm also equally sure that being shot in the leg isn't funny, but well, y'know.