Footballing Cliches Deconstructed 1

"There's no 'i' in team..." . Everyone who has ever been half decent at any team sport has heard this one from a trainer or a coach at one time or another. The next time you hear it from your coach or someone similar, feel free to point out that "there's no U in team either...U are not in this team, you sad old has-bean".

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