Pesaroso. Eu não falo o inglês.

Well, it looks like 'Big Phil' Scolari has been offered the England manager's job by the FA.

No doubting his ability to coach at the highest level. But, um, he can't speak English. This may just be a problem when coaching English footballers.

How is it that the FA are so short sighted that they can't see this would be a problem ? What other nation would even consider appointing a manager that couldn't speak the language ? Excuse me while I crawl off to a darkened room to cry for a little while.

Scolari as England manager...disaster waiting to happen. You heard it here first.